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She found out that I was only in it for the money….SSDM

#4281 - Sunday, April 15th, 2012 at 5:00 am

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She resulted to stripping to pay for her car, ever when I offered to help her pay for it….SIDH

#4176 - Sunday, April 1st, 2012 at 2:30 am

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My boyfriend was a complete idiot. He doesn’t have a job so he ran into a car that was going 25 mph, broke his leg, and tried to get money from the driver for hitting him. He didn’t get the money….SIDH

#4000 - Friday, February 24th, 2012 at 5:15 pm

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I use to make more money than my wife but she just got a promotion at the local bread factory. She is now the floor manager and makes $15/hour. I can’t deal with her bragging about making more money than me….SIDH

#3621 - Friday, December 16th, 2011 at 11:53 am

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I was really horny and my gf wouldn’t have sex with me. So I got desperate and offered to pay her 50 dollars and some candy if she would. She said, “OMG I’M NOT A PROSTITUTE YOU ASSHOLE!”…SSDM

#3605 - Wednesday, December 14th, 2011 at 11:23 am

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To save money, I’ve been using the same condom with my girlfriend for the past 15 to 20 times. She found out when she saw the tally I was keeping of number of uses with the same condom. She told me that I’m the cheapest ass hole she’s ever met….SSDM

#3358 - Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011 at 10:08 am

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I told my boyfriend that I would pay him 120$ to get me pregnant….SHDM

#3107 - Tuesday, November 8th, 2011 at 12:08 am

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